jokes

these jokes are translated from chinese..everyone, please enjoy!!haha

A Slip Of The Tongue 失言
A freshly graduated lawyer received his first case. His client has 24 pigs and they were rolled over by a bus that belongs to JKR.
When he is in the court, he was determine to show the juries how much damage his client has suffered.
So, he spoke to the juries and judge excitedly:
"Everyone, think about it! 24! 24 PIGS! That is two times the number of our juries in the stand!!

A Small Misunderstanding
A tourist took a taxi for a ride out of town.
On the way, he patted the taxi driver to ask about something, he didn't expect to frighten the driver that much until he keep on screaming.
He apologized to the driver : "Oh, sorry man, i don't mean to scare u."
The driver replied:" Ah, never mind. It's just a small misunderstanding. Today is my first day driving a taxi because in the past, i drove a funeral van with the coffin behind."

everyone noe what are these two jokes talking about?haha
ask me if u duno
-iz